Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 20 | 7 | 3 | 10 | 100 | 122 | 0 | 24 |
| 2024 | 31 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 127 | 233 | 0 | 33 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
EY Consulting
05/12/2024 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Chrystal Phallus
17/04/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Plantsoenham Hotspur
24/04/2025 (Won 12 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 21/05/2024 To 28/05/2024
Longest losing streak
11 From 28/05/2024 To 21/05/2024
Current League Stats (Tuesday Late League S32)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday Late League S32 | 13 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 51 | 100 | -49 | 12 |
