Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 10 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 30 | 22 | 2 | 6 | 223 | 148 | 0 | 68 |
| 2024 | 35 | 27 | 2 | 6 | 238 | 137 | 0 | 83 |
| 2023 | 29 | 25 | 1 | 3 | 274 | 108 | 0 | 76 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.33
Recent results
| 26/01/2026 | vs NEVILLE WEARS PRADA. |
8
3
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs C-MEN FC |
3
5
|
| 12/01/2026 | vs FC MORLEY |
6
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
TBC FC
13/03/2023 (Won 21 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SOMETHING DECENT
15/12/2025 (Lost 0 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
TBC FC
13/03/2023 (Won 21 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
20 From 03/04/2023 To 24/07/2023
Longest losing streak
5 From 24/07/2023 To 03/04/2023
Current League Stats (Monday 5 Aside League 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5 Aside League 2023 | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 105 | 60 | 45 | 27 |
