Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 31 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 49 | 4 | 2 | 43 | 206 | 552 | 0 | 14 |
| 2024 | 47 | 4 | 2 | 41 | 184 | 456 | 0 | 14 |
| 2023 | 50 | 6 | 0 | 44 | 197 | 552 | 0 | 18 |
| 2022 | 42 | 3 | 2 | 37 | 154 | 495 | 0 | 11 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.33
Recent results
| 28/01/2026 | vs MXA |
3
18
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs Royales with Cheese |
3
5
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs The Cooldown Café |
12
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Random City 1
30/07/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Bal Nassr
12/01/2023 (Lost 1 - 34)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Cooldown Café
14/01/2026 (Won 12 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 02/02/2023 To 16/06/2022
Longest losing streak
49 From 16/06/2022 To 02/02/2023
Current League Stats (Wednesday Early League S39)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Early League S39 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 48 | 111 | -63 | 4 |
Previous Games
L
D
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
Results
| 29/10/2025 |
| 22/10/2025 |
| 15/10/2025 |
| 08/10/2025 |
| 01/10/2025 |
| 24/09/2025 |
| 10/09/2025 |
| 03/09/2025 |
| 27/08/2025 |
