Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 33 | 34 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 43 | 17 | 0 | 26 | 331 | 383 | 0 | 51 |
| 2024 | 48 | 17 | 2 | 29 | 349 | 447 | 0 | 53 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 03/02/2026 | vs Taddy's United |
6
8
|
| 27/01/2026 | vs Booty Bratwurst Fc |
10
11
|
| 20/01/2026 | vs Whatever FC (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Majulah Fc
23/04/2024 (Won 19 - 7)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Palafico FC
16/07/2024 (Lost 2 - 30)
Most goals in single game
vs
Pleased to Michu
02/09/2025 (Won 19 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 30/01/2024 To 17/09/2024
Longest losing streak
13 From 13/02/2024 To 30/01/2024
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5's 2025 Season 3)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5's 2025 Season 3 | 14 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 99 | 129 | -30 | 12 |
Previous Games
L
L
W
L
L
L
W
L
W
L
L
W
Results
| 02/12/2025 |
| 25/11/2025 |
| 18/11/2025 |
| 11/11/2025 |
| 04/11/2025 |
| 28/10/2025 |
| 21/10/2025 |
| 14/10/2025 |
| 07/10/2025 |
| 30/09/2025 |
| 23/09/2025 |
| 16/09/2025 |
| 09/09/2025 |
| 02/09/2025 |
