Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 48 | 36 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 35 | 28 | 1 | 6 | 605 | 371 | 0 | 85 |
| 2024 | 35 | 29 | 0 | 6 | 546 | 356 | 0 | 87 |
| 2023 | 44 | 37 | 2 | 5 | 672 | 397 | 0 | 113 |
| 2022 | 43 | 37 | 1 | 5 | 637 | 331 | 0 | 112 |
| 2021 | 20 | 18 | 0 | 2 | 297 | 156 | 0 | 54 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 15.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 19/02/2026 | vs THE IDIOTS |
14
12
|
| 12/02/2026 | vs LOOSE CANNONS |
22
8
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs WERDER BEERMEN FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
BORUSSIA MUNCHIN FATBACK
27/08/2025 (Won 32 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SALT AND PEPPER
05/01/2023 (Lost 6 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
MUCKATEERS FC
08/06/2023 (Won 35 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
37 From 30/06/2021 To 16/06/2022
Longest losing streak
6 From 16/06/2022 To 09/06/2022
Current League Stats (Welcome Back Wednesday League S2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Welcome Back Wednesday League S2 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 149 | 62 | 87 | 30 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 01/09/2021 |
| 25/08/2021 |
| 18/08/2021 |
| 11/08/2021 |
| 04/08/2021 |
| 28/07/2021 |
| 21/07/2021 |
| 14/07/2021 |
| 30/06/2021 |
