Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 13 | 0 | 3 |
| 2024 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 49 | 49 | 0 | 12 |
| 2018 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 50 | 54 | 0 | 8 |
| 2017 | 15 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 98 | 123 | 0 | 14 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.67
Recent results
| 10/12/2025 | vs GREEN MONKEY CF |
0
10
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs ROSA PARKS THE BUS |
4
3
|
| 15/12/2024 | vs PARCALONA (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PARCALONA
24/11/2024 (Won 12 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Benteke Fried Chicken
03/09/2017 (Lost 0 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
YOUR DAD SELLS AVON
09/11/2017 (Won 20 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 16/07/2017 To 23/07/2017
Longest losing streak
7 From 23/07/2017 To 16/07/2017
Current League Stats (Winter Wednesday 7's!')
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
