Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 47 | 23 | 5 | 19 | 115 | 78 | 0 | 74 |
| 2024 | 13 | 9 | 1 | 3 | 37 | 15 | 0 | 28 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.33
Recent results
| 18/12/2025 | vs Bang Average Fc (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 11/12/2025 | vs Heung Min Big Bum |
2
4
|
| 04/12/2025 | vs Plumley FC |
1
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Bang Average Fc
20/03/2025 (Won 7 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Bayer neverlosenOLD
20/02/2025 (Lost 1 - 5)
Most goals in single game
vs
Athletico Patheticos
20/11/2025 (Won 7 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 28/11/2024 To 14/11/2024
Longest losing streak
7 From 14/11/2024 To 28/11/2024
Current League Stats (Holmes Chapel - Spring 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Holmes Chapel - Spring 2025 | 14 | 5 | 1 | 8 | 31 | 27 | 4 | 18 |
Previous Games
L
D
L
L
W
W
L
W
W
W
L
L
L
L
Results
| 08/05/2025 |
| 01/05/2025 |
| 24/04/2025 |
| 17/04/2025 |
| 10/04/2025 |
| 03/04/2025 |
| 27/03/2025 |
| 20/03/2025 |
| 13/03/2025 |
| 06/03/2025 |
| 27/02/2025 |
| 20/02/2025 |
| 13/02/2025 |
| 06/02/2025 |
