Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 7 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 23 | 17 | 1 | 5 | 273 | 161 | 0 | 52 |
| 2021 | 16 | 11 | 0 | 5 | 179 | 138 | 0 | 33 |
| 2020 | 26 | 9 | 3 | 14 | 228 | 255 | 0 | 30 |
| 2019 | 31 | 12 | 7 | 12 | 267 | 300 | 0 | 43 |
| 2018 | 36 | 16 | 10 | 10 | 313 | 284 | 0 | 58 |
| 2017 | 36 | 14 | 6 | 16 | 277 | 334 | 0 | 48 |
| 2016 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 25 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.00
Recent results
| 05/01/2026 | vs KCFC :) |
9
7
|
| 29/12/2025 | vs mASHterclass |
12
10
|
| 22/12/2025 | vs Bayern never losing (Forfeit) |
16
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Ocasionally United no more 9:15
13/05/2021 (Won 22 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
DADDY DAY CARE
12/08/2021 (Lost 3 - 27)
Most goals in single game
vs
Baz FC
08/12/2025 (Won 23 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 20/01/2017 To 11/08/2017
Longest losing streak
14 From 11/08/2017 To 20/01/2017
Current League Stats (Autumn Fri 5s (Youth).)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Autumn Fri 5s (Youth). | 11 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 36 | 76 | -40 | 7 |
