Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 47 | 28 | 1 | 18 | 448 | 368 | 0 | 85 |
| 2024 | 13 | 10 | 0 | 3 | 127 | 80 | 0 | 30 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 07/01/2026 | vs The Nutrients |
8
0
|
| 17/12/2025 | vs FC Johnny English |
6
12
|
| 10/12/2025 | vs Bats FC |
11
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Burger FC
22/04/2025 (Won 19 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Savage Oilers
11/03/2025 (Lost 3 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Burger FC
22/04/2025 (Won 19 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 28/01/2025 To 17/09/2024
Longest losing streak
6 From 17/09/2024 To 28/01/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday League | 17 | 8 | 1 | 8 | 114 | 98 | 16 | 25 |
Previous Games
W
W
Results
| 04/06/2025 |
| 28/05/2025 |
| 14/05/2025 |
| 07/05/2025 |
| 30/04/2025 |
| 23/04/2025 |
| 16/04/2025 |
| 09/04/2025 |
| 02/04/2025 |
| 26/03/2025 |
| 19/03/2025 |
| 12/03/2025 |
| 05/03/2025 |
| 26/02/2025 |
