Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 35 | 26 | 1 | 8 | 339 | 175 | 0 | 79 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 13.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 10/02/2025 | vs Real Madreadful FC |
13
17
|
| 17/02/2025 | vs PHP FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 24/02/2025 | vs Real Sociapaths |
17
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Young Boys
19/05/2025 (Won 19 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Crouch Potatoes Reserves
01/09/2025 (Lost 10 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
Young Boys
19/05/2025 (Won 19 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 01/12/2025 To 15/09/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 15/09/2025 To 01/12/2025
Current League Stats (Monday Feeder League Spring 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Feeder League Spring 2025 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 92 | 55 | 37 | 19 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
L
L
W
W
W
D
Results
| 10/02/2025 |
| 17/02/2025 |
| 24/02/2025 |
| 03/03/2025 |
| 10/03/2025 |
| 17/03/2025 |
| 24/03/2025 |
| 31/03/2025 |
| 07/04/2025 |
| 14/04/2025 |
