Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2023 | 20 | 14 | 2 | 4 | 229 | 183 | 0 | 44 |
| 2022 | 40 | 16 | 3 | 21 | 304 | 322 | 0 | 51 |
| 2021 | 19 | 8 | 1 | 10 | 172 | 207 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 31/07/2023 | vs Athletico Dildao (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 24/07/2023 | vs Snus Cruise Fc |
11
8
|
| 17/07/2023 | vs Eiffel 65 (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Get The Mop FC
14/11/2022 (Won 17 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Monday Nigh Chat
28/11/2022 (Lost 2 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hardly Athletic
20/02/2023 (Won 20 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 11/10/2021 To 14/02/2022
Longest losing streak
13 From 14/02/2022 To 11/10/2021
Current League Stats ( NINE ELMS - MONDAY FIVES LEAGUE)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
