Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 46 | 30 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 20 | 12 | 1 | 7 | 227 | 161 | 0 | 37 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 29/01/2026 | vs Puddi Mashers |
14
1
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs Plebs FC |
15
10
|
| 15/01/2026 | vs Class On Fake Grass |
6
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Puddi Mashers
29/01/2026 (Won 14 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
24/07/2025 (Lost 6 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hustlers University
18/12/2025 (Won 17 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 02/10/2025 To 25/09/2025
Longest losing streak
7 From 25/09/2025 To 02/10/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday's 5's Late Autumn 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday's 5's Late Autumn 2025 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 116 | 54 | 62 | 27 |
