Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 69 | 73 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 26 | 17 | 1 | 8 | 338 | 285 | 0 | 52 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.67
Recent results
| 07/05/2025 | vs Wheelie Average (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 14/05/2025 | vs The Farting Army |
10
15
|
| 21/05/2025 | vs musselburgh not so athletics |
11
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
musselburgh not so athletics
10/09/2025 (Won 21 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
D.D.C FC
30/07/2025 (Lost 7 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
R3jects
20/08/2025 (Won 22 - 14)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 04/02/2026 To 08/10/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 08/10/2025 To 04/02/2026
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Spring League Division 2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Spring League Division 2 | 11 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 118 | 100 | 18 | 21 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
W
W
W
L
Results
| 07/05/2025 |
| 14/05/2025 |
| 21/05/2025 |
| 28/05/2025 |
| 04/06/2025 |
| 11/06/2025 |
| 18/06/2025 |
| 25/06/2025 |
| 02/07/2025 |
| 09/07/2025 |
