Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 127 | 84 | 0 | 22 |
| 2025 | 33 | 25 | 0 | 8 | 496 | 298 | 0 | 75 |
| 2024 | 12 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 187 | 130 | 0 | 26 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 17.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.33
Recent results
| 11/03/2026 | vs BEANFICA FC |
16
9
|
| 04/03/2026 | vs Young niddrie ballers |
17
8
|
| 25/02/2026 | vs unaffordable plumbing |
19
14
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Rayans Rovers FC
05/11/2025 (Won 29 - 8)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Nitten Pish
09/04/2025 (Lost 12 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
Rayans Rovers FC
05/11/2025 (Won 29 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 16/10/2024 To 09/10/2024
Longest losing streak
4 From 09/10/2024 To 05/03/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Spring League Divison 1)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Spring League Divison 1 | 14 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 96 | 120 | -24 | 13 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
L
L
L
L
Results
| 09/07/2025 |
| 02/07/2025 |
| 25/06/2025 |
| 18/06/2025 |
| 11/06/2025 |
| 04/06/2025 |
| 28/05/2025 |
| 21/05/2025 |
| 14/05/2025 |
| 07/05/2025 |
| 30/04/2025 |
| 23/04/2025 |
| 16/04/2025 |
| 09/04/2025 |
