Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 20 | 13 | 2 | 5 | 273 | 210 | 0 | 41 |
| 2024 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 61 | 44 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 27/08/2025 | vs The Farting Army (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 20/08/2025 | vs Rayans Rovers FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 13/08/2025 | vs unaffordable plumbing (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
young boy fc
02/04/2025 (Won 31 - 10)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Wheelie Average
22/01/2025 (Lost 5 - 33)
Most goals in single game
vs
young boy fc
02/04/2025 (Won 31 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 20/11/2024 To 29/01/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 29/01/2025 To 20/11/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Spring League Divison 1)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Spring League Divison 1 | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 147 | 97 | 50 | 31 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
W
D
L
W
W
Results
| 09/07/2025 |
| 02/07/2025 |
| 25/06/2025 |
| 18/06/2025 |
| 11/06/2025 |
| 04/06/2025 |
| 28/05/2025 |
| 21/05/2025 |
| 14/05/2025 |
| 07/05/2025 |
| 30/04/2025 |
| 23/04/2025 |
| 16/04/2025 |
| 09/04/2025 |
