Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 22 | 7 | 3 | 12 | 142 | 187 | 0 | 24 |
| 2024 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 64 | 139 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 18/02/2026 | vs .Real So So Bad |
5
3
|
| 11/02/2026 | vs Pathetic Athletic (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 04/02/2026 | vs Phoenix Nights |
5
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
AFC Twiggy
10/09/2025 (Won 22 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Phoenix Nights
29/01/2025 (Lost 1 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
AFC Twiggy
10/09/2025 (Won 22 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 30/10/2024 To 06/11/2024
Longest losing streak
1 From 04/06/2024 To 30/10/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday Adults Autumn 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Adults Autumn 2024 | 12 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 78 | 88 | -10 | 18 |
