Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 36 | 49 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 36 | 3 | 0 | 33 | 256 | 591 | 0 | 9 |
| 2024 | 37 | 2 | 1 | 34 | 211 | 656 | 0 | 7 |
| 2023 | 45 | 5 | 1 | 39 | 293 | 652 | 0 | 16 |
| 2022 | 41 | 3 | 1 | 37 | 235 | 685 | 0 | 10 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 16.33
Recent results
| 20/01/2026 | vs TOBY LIZARDS FC |
3
19
|
| 13/01/2026 | vs RED-STAR HOLBROOKS |
12
6
|
| 06/01/2026 | vs REAL SOSOBAD _ |
11
24
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
FIVE GUYS
23/12/2025 (Won 18 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
BORUSSIA TEETH
15/02/2022 (Lost 2 - 32)
Most goals in single game
vs
FIVE GUYS
23/12/2025 (Won 18 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 04/10/2022 To 16/05/2023
Longest losing streak
38 From 11/10/2022 To 04/10/2022
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5aside 2022 S2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5aside 2022 S2 | 14 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 73 | 175 | -102 | 9 |
