Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 36 | 49 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 41 | 14 | 2 | 25 | 471 | 587 | 0 | 44 |
| 2024 | 47 | 19 | 2 | 26 | 616 | 676 | 0 | 59 |
| 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 22 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 16.33
Recent results
| 13/01/2026 | vs WMD |
19
14
|
| 13/01/2026 | vs THE SADDLERS FC |
10
18
|
| 06/01/2026 | vs BORUSSIA TEETH |
7
17
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT FC
20/08/2024 (Won 29 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE SADDLERS FC
19/03/2024 (Lost 6 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
IVORY TOAST.
07/05/2024 (Won 33 - 14)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 20/02/2024 To 16/04/2024
Longest losing streak
15 From 16/04/2024 To 20/02/2024
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5-a-side 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5-a-side 2024 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 141 | 135 | 6 | 15 |
