Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 37 | 32 | 1 | 4 | 402 | 208 | 0 | 97 |
| 2024 | 22 | 13 | 2 | 7 | 228 | 155 | 0 | 41 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 14.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 23/07/2024 | vs BRYTON ALBION |
17
5
|
| 30/07/2024 | vs WMD |
10
11
|
| 06/08/2024 | vs SOMETHING ELSE! |
17
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
BORUSSIA MUNCHIN FATBACK
13/08/2025 (Won 28 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
WMD
03/09/2024 (Lost 5 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
BORUSSIA MUNCHIN FATBACK
13/08/2025 (Won 28 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 04/06/2025 To 09/07/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 09/07/2025 To 04/06/2025
Current League Stats (Tuesday Summer 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday Summer 5s | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 120 | 58 | 62 | 21 |
