Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 109 | 33 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 35 | 30 | 0 | 5 | 704 | 311 | 0 | 90 |
| 2024 | 34 | 32 | 0 | 2 | 747 | 226 | 0 | 96 |
| 2023 | 32 | 31 | 0 | 1 | 654 | 242 | 0 | 93 |
| 2022 | 21 | 20 | 0 | 1 | 495 | 144 | 0 | 60 |
| 2018 | 48 | 40 | 3 | 5 | 779 | 455 | 0 | 123 |
| 2017 | 22 | 19 | 0 | 3 | 364 | 205 | 0 | 57 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.33
Recent results
| 04/05/2017 | vs CHESHAM (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 11/05/2017 | vs STAND UP SPEAK UP |
16
11
|
| 18/05/2017 | vs HUNTON BRIDGE FC. |
16
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
QB FC
10/10/2022 (Won 45 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
LOSS GAUCHOS
11/08/2025 (Lost 5 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
QB FC
10/10/2022 (Won 45 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
44 From 10/11/2025 To 06/01/2025
Longest losing streak
6 From 06/01/2025 To 10/11/2025
Current League Stats (THURSDAY 5ASIDES)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| THURSDAY 5ASIDES | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 113 | 78 | 35 | 18 |
