Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 32 | 43 | 0 | 4 |
| 2025 | 15 | 14 | 0 | 1 | 220 | 93 | 0 | 42 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 12.33
Recent results
| 02/02/2026 | vs Kumo FC |
7
20
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs Skewers n Twahs (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs Various Artists FC |
7
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Battersea Power Bottoms
06/10/2025 (Won 22 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Kumo FC
02/02/2026 (Lost 7 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
Battersea Power Bottoms
06/10/2025 (Won 22 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 04/08/2025 To 20/10/2025
Longest losing streak
2 From 20/10/2025 To 12/01/2026
Current League Stats (Battersea Monday Summer 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Battersea Monday Summer 5's | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 131 | 65 | 66 | 28 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 06/10/2025 |
| 29/09/2025 |
| 22/09/2025 |
| 15/09/2025 |
| 08/09/2025 |
| 01/09/2025 |
| 18/08/2025 |
| 11/08/2025 |
| 04/08/2025 |
