Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 24 | 57 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 40 | 14 | 2 | 24 | 274 | 381 | 0 | 44 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 12.33
Recent results
| 11/02/2026 | vs AFC Beefy Boys NEW |
9
8
|
| 04/02/2026 | vs Slewham United.. |
4
15
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs Tino Ligmamento |
5
14
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
athletic dildaos
30/07/2025 (Won 13 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Bathcelona
27/08/2025 (Lost 6 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
Kurt & The Pussycat Goals
06/08/2025 (Won 13 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 16/04/2025 To 16/07/2025
Longest losing streak
10 From 16/07/2025 To 16/04/2025
Current League Stats (Waterloo Wednesday 5 aside Summer)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Waterloo Wednesday 5 aside Summer | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 76 | 75 | 1 | 16 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
L
W
L
D
Results
| 20/08/2025 |
| 13/08/2025 |
| 06/08/2025 |
| 30/07/2025 |
| 23/07/2025 |
| 16/07/2025 |
| 09/07/2025 |
| 02/07/2025 |
| 25/06/2025 |
| 18/06/2025 |
