Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 32 | 23 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 54 | 59 | 0 | 9 |
| 2019 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 41 | 46 | 0 | 4 |
| 2018 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 15 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.67
Recent results
| 21/01/2026 | vs Spreadsheets & Bedsheets |
13
5
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs Drew’s Associates 1 |
9
9
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs athletic dildaos |
10
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Spreadsheets & Bedsheets
21/01/2026 (Won 13 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
IMbappe Wednesdays
12/11/2025 (Lost 4 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
athletic dildaos
19/11/2025 (Won 14 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
4 From 28/10/2018 To 24/03/2019
Longest losing streak
5 From 20/01/2019 To 28/10/2018
Current League Stats (Student Sunday 7 a-side)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Student Sunday 7 a-side | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 32 | 25 | 7 | 11 |
