Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 29 | 20 | 0 | 13 |
| 2025 | 52 | 28 | 6 | 18 | 204 | 133 | 0 | 90 |
| 2024 | 49 | 34 | 3 | 12 | 295 | 200 | 0 | 105 |
| 2023 | 48 | 21 | 0 | 27 | 619 | 598 | 0 | 63 |
| 2022 | 44 | 26 | 0 | 18 | 524 | 373 | 0 | 78 |
| 2021 | 16 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 126 | 150 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.67
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Pass the Spliffindor
01/08/2022 (Won 25 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Its About to Get Messi
31/07/2023 (Lost 5 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
Pass the Spliffindor
27/06/2022 (Won 27 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
20 From 28/03/2022 To 09/05/2022
Longest losing streak
15 From 09/05/2022 To 28/03/2022
Current League Stats (Monday 5s Aug 21)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s Aug 21 | 14 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 119 | 101 | 18 | 24 |
