Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 44 | 24 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 27 | 17 | 1 | 9 | 355 | 234 | 0 | 52 |
| 2024 | 29 | 14 | 1 | 14 | 337 | 323 | 0 | 43 |
| 2023 | 17 | 9 | 0 | 8 | 168 | 139 | 0 | 27 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 3.33
Recent results
| 26/02/2026 | vs DMEM |
0
10
|
| 19/02/2026 | vs Pringles Paradise |
10
0
|
| 12/02/2026 | vs Maths and Stats |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Maths and Stats
06/06/2024 (Won 28 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Maths and Stats
28/03/2024 (Lost 8 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
Departments United
26/06/2025 (Won 30 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 29/02/2024 To 21/03/2024
Longest losing streak
12 From 17/08/2023 To 29/02/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday Strathclyde League Winter 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Strathclyde League Winter 2025 | 12 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 108 | 62 | 46 | 27 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
L
W
Results
| 19/02/2026 |
| 12/02/2026 |
| 29/01/2026 |
| 22/01/2026 |
| 15/01/2026 |
| 08/01/2026 |
| 18/12/2025 |
| 11/12/2025 |
| 27/11/2025 |
| 20/11/2025 |
| 13/11/2025 |
| 06/11/2025 |
