Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 45 | 32 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 25 | 16 | 1 | 8 | 350 | 262 | 0 | 49 |
| 2024 | 30 | 22 | 0 | 8 | 378 | 257 | 0 | 66 |
| 2023 | 16 | 13 | 1 | 2 | 219 | 103 | 0 | 40 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 0.00
Recent results
| 26/02/2026 | vs Turbocharges (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 19/02/2026 | vs Departments United (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 12/02/2026 | vs DMEM |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Departments United
17/07/2025 (Won 30 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
EEE
15/05/2025 (Lost 8 - 26)
Most goals in single game
vs
Departments United
17/07/2025 (Won 30 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 23/11/2023 To 16/11/2023
Longest losing streak
8 From 16/11/2023 To 22/02/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday Strathclyde League Winter 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Strathclyde League Winter 2025 | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 12 |
Previous Games
W
L
Results
| 19/02/2026 |
| 12/02/2026 |
| 29/01/2026 |
| 22/01/2026 |
| 15/01/2026 |
| 08/01/2026 |
| 18/12/2025 |
| 27/11/2025 |
| 06/11/2025 |
