Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 34 | 11 | 7 | 16 | 301 | 290 | 0 | 40 |
| 2024 | 38 | 18 | 1 | 19 | 438 | 405 | 0 | 55 |
| 2023 | 38 | 5 | 4 | 29 | 267 | 457 | 0 | 19 |
| 2022 | 36 | 8 | 4 | 24 | 256 | 430 | 0 | 28 |
| 2021 | 34 | 5 | 1 | 28 | 217 | 448 | 0 | 16 |
| 2020 | 23 | 6 | 3 | 14 | 154 | 250 | 0 | 21 |
| 2019 | 17 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 105 | 244 | 0 | 7 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.00
Recent results
| 04/12/2025 | vs No Turkey United |
13
4
|
| 27/11/2025 | vs Better Call Jewel |
10
10
|
| 20/11/2025 | vs Charlie on a School night (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
BETS & DEBTS
05/12/2024 (Won 31 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE BLUE TEAM
16/09/2019 (Lost 2 - 28)
Most goals in single game
vs
BETS & DEBTS
05/12/2024 (Won 31 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 06/08/2020 To 16/01/2020
Longest losing streak
29 From 16/01/2020 To 06/08/2020
Current League Stats (Thursday Evening 5s League Winter 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Evening 5s League Winter 2025 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 30 | 44 | -14 | 4 |
Previous Games
W
D
L
Results
| 04/12/2025 |
| 27/11/2025 |
| 20/11/2025 |
| 13/11/2025 |
| 06/11/2025 |
