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Absolute Joke FC

Team Stats

Season Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points
2015 8 6 0 2 71 25 0 18

Recent games

Average goals scored in last 3 games : 6.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games : 6.00

Recent results

29/11/2015 vs Fc Weekender (Forfeit)
0 10
22/11/2015 vs Mitchu at De Gea Ba
5 7
15/11/2015 vs Murder On Zidanes Floor (SUN)
13 1

Highs and Lows

Biggest winning margin vs Murder On Zidanes Floor (SUN) 27/09/2015 (Won 19 - 1)
Greatest thrashing vs Less Than Average 08/11/2015 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game vs Murder On Zidanes Floor (SUN) 27/09/2015 (Won 19 - 1)

Streaks

Longest winning streak 5 From 20/09/2015 To 25/10/2015
Longest losing streak 1 From 25/10/2015 To 08/11/2015

Current League Stats (Autumn Sun 5s)

League Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points

Previous Games

L
Forfeit
Absolute Joke FC 0
Fc Weekender 10
29/11/2015
L
W
L
W
Forfeit
** VACANCY 4 ** 0
Absolute Joke FC 10
01/11/2015
W
W
Forfeit
Absolute Joke FC 10
** VACANCY 8 ** 0
18/10/2015
W
W
Absolute Joke FC 10
Ram Raiders 0
04/10/2015
W
W

Results

29/11/2015
Absolute Joke FC 0 10 Fc Weekender
22/11/2015
Mitchu at De Gea Ba 7 5 Absolute Joke FC
15/11/2015
Murder On Zidanes Floor (SUN) 1 13 Absolute Joke FC
08/11/2015
Absolute Joke FC 0 10 Less Than Average
01/11/2015
** VACANCY 4 ** 0 10 Absolute Joke FC
25/10/2015
Absolute Joke FC 10 0 Lads On Touré FC
18/10/2015
Absolute Joke FC 10 0 ** VACANCY 8 **
11/10/2015
Derby Allsorts 4 9 Absolute Joke FC
04/10/2015
Absolute Joke FC 10 0 Ram Raiders
27/09/2015
Absolute Joke FC 19 1 Murder On Zidanes Floor (SUN)
20/09/2015
Less Than Average 2 5 Absolute Joke FC
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