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Crystal Phallus

Team Stats

Season Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points
2026 8 5 0 3 83 52 0 15
2025 35 9 2 24 207 292 0 29

Recent games

Average goals scored in last 3 games : 6.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games : 10.67

Recent results

10/04/2025 vs Eagles
3 13
17/04/2025 vs Plantsoenham Hotspur
15 10
24/04/2025 vs FC Hirschstein
2 9

Highs and Lows

Biggest winning margin vs 3HH 12/03/2026 (Won 18 - 6)
Greatest thrashing vs Eagles 10/04/2025 (Lost 3 - 13)
Most goals in single game vs 3HH 12/03/2026 (Won 18 - 6)

Streaks

Longest winning streak 6 From 19/03/2026 To 18/12/2025
Longest losing streak 9 From 18/12/2025 To 05/02/2026

Current League Stats (Thursday Late League S37)

League Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points
Thursday Late League S37 14 5 2 7 96 112 -16 17
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