Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 52 | 51 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 45 | 14 | 7 | 24 | 267 | 335 | 0 | 49 |
| 2024 | 49 | 17 | 3 | 29 | 248 | 321 | 0 | 54 |
| 2023 | 47 | 14 | 4 | 29 | 208 | 255 | 0 | 46 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 03/03/2026 | vs Palmer Blues |
8
3
|
| 24/02/2026 | vs Battersea Boys |
10
7
|
| 17/02/2026 | vs Afternoon Delight |
4
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Scrambled Legs
21/03/2023 (Won 13 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Crouch Potatoes
18/03/2025 (Lost 0 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
Wandle 5s
05/08/2025 (Won 16 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 25/04/2023 To 28/03/2023
Longest losing streak
14 From 28/03/2023 To 25/04/2023
Current League Stats (Wandsworth Tuesday 5 aside)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wandsworth Tuesday 5 aside | 18 | 3 | 2 | 13 | 84 | 159 | -75 | 11 |
Previous Games
D
L
D
L
L
L
W
L
L
W
L
L
W
L
L
L
Results
| 03/06/2025 |
| 27/05/2025 |
| 20/05/2025 |
| 13/05/2025 |
| 06/05/2025 |
| 29/04/2025 |
| 22/04/2025 |
| 15/04/2025 |
| 08/04/2025 |
| 01/04/2025 |
| 25/03/2025 |
| 18/03/2025 |
| 11/03/2025 |
| 04/03/2025 |
| 25/02/2025 |
| 18/02/2025 |
| 11/02/2025 |
| 04/02/2025 |
