Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 70 | 49 | 0 | 14 |
| 2025 | 20 | 15 | 2 | 3 | 169 | 96 | 0 | 47 |
| 2024 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 42 | 38 | 0 | 16 |
| 2023 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 88 | 140 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 12/03/2026 | vs Flash or Photo FC |
0
10
|
| 05/03/2026 | vs Clankers |
10
0
|
| 26/02/2026 | vs Basement Boys FC |
7
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Latcham FC
04/12/2025 (Won 25 - 9)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Wing Wednesday
21/03/2023 (Lost 5 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Latcham FC
04/12/2025 (Won 25 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 28/02/2023 To 02/02/2025
Longest losing streak
11 From 13/10/2024 To 28/02/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday 5v5 Student Leagues)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
