Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 79 | 176 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 49 | 27 | 3 | 19 | 488 | 419 | 0 | 84 |
| 2024 | 26 | 13 | 2 | 11 | 255 | 231 | 0 | 41 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 13.00
Recent results
| 27/06/2024 | vs Baz FC |
7
7
|
| 04/07/2024 | vs £2 Buds |
3
13
|
| 11/07/2024 | vs Squids FC! |
10
19
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Jehovas Fitness
30/01/2025 (Won 22 - 7)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Bumfica
08/01/2026 (Lost 3 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
Jehovas Fitness
30/01/2025 (Won 22 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 21/08/2025 To 29/01/2026
Longest losing streak
1 From 12/03/2026 To 21/08/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday WINTER 5s 2024,.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday WINTER 5s 2024,. | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 105 | 81 | 24 | 16 |
