Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 11 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 83 | 85 | 0 | 19 |
| 2025 | 50 | 33 | 5 | 12 | 508 | 368 | 0 | 104 |
| 2024 | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 144 | 114 | 0 | 24 |
| 2023 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 16 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 07/11/2023 | vs Yummy Mummys no 9:15 |
6
5
|
| 14/11/2023 | vs Paris Gman FC |
13
6
|
| 21/11/2023 | vs Unathletico Madrid! NO 9:!5 |
13
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Fishy Five
10/11/2025 (Won 30 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
All Stars No 7pm
08/12/2025 (Lost 4 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
Fishy Five
10/11/2025 (Won 30 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 16/03/2026 To 12/01/2026
Longest losing streak
7 From 12/01/2026 To 16/03/2026
Current League Stats (Tuesday WINTER - SPRING 5's. 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday WINTER - SPRING 5's. 2023 | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 109 | 55 | 54 | 23 |
