Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 40 | 18 | 4 | 18 | 239 | 206 | 0 | 58 |
| 2024 | 43 | 17 | 3 | 23 | 243 | 269 | 0 | 54 |
| 2023 | 19 | 9 | 1 | 9 | 108 | 138 | 0 | 28 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 02/12/2025 | vs Bristol Athletic (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 25/11/2025 | vs Messi but Friendly |
12
6
|
| 18/11/2025 | vs WHARF RATS UNITED |
8
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
High Elms FC
12/03/2024 (Won 23 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
MOB FC
13/08/2024 (Lost 6 - 26)
Most goals in single game
vs
High Elms FC
12/03/2024 (Won 23 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 21/11/2023 To 12/12/2023
Longest losing streak
11 From 12/12/2023 To 21/11/2023
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5's spring/summer 24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5's spring/summer 24 | 14 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 70 | 98 | -28 | 15 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
L
W
L
L
L
W
W
W
Results
| 03/09/2024 |
| 27/08/2024 |
| 20/08/2024 |
| 13/08/2024 |
| 06/08/2024 |
| 30/07/2024 |
| 23/07/2024 |
| 16/07/2024 |
| 09/07/2024 |
| 02/07/2024 |
| 18/06/2024 |
| 11/06/2024 |
| 04/06/2024 |
| 28/05/2024 |
