Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 36 | 45 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 43 | 14 | 3 | 26 | 329 | 451 | 0 | 45 |
| 2024 | 42 | 10 | 1 | 31 | 266 | 445 | 0 | 31 |
| 2023 | 43 | 17 | 2 | 24 | 400 | 447 | 0 | 53 |
| 2022 | 33 | 13 | 2 | 18 | 270 | 316 | 0 | 41 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 09/02/2026 | vs Mambo No. 5's |
6
5
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs Olympique Wyla (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs Not Got a Kalou |
7
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Scranners
13/03/2023 (Won 18 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Athletic Kebab
30/06/2025 (Lost 5 - 29)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Scranners
13/03/2023 (Won 18 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 31/10/2022 To 05/09/2022
Longest losing streak
17 From 05/09/2022 To 31/10/2022
Current League Stats (Monday 5s Winter Mens)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s Winter Mens | 14 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 87 | 122 | -35 | 17 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
L
W
L
D
L
L
W
L
W
D
L
Results
| 25/03/2024 |
| 18/03/2024 |
| 11/03/2024 |
| 04/03/2024 |
| 26/02/2024 |
| 19/02/2024 |
| 12/02/2024 |
| 05/02/2024 |
| 29/01/2024 |
| 22/01/2024 |
| 15/01/2024 |
| 08/01/2024 |
| 18/12/2023 |
| 11/12/2023 |
