Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 27 | 12 | 1 | 14 | 249 | 247 | 0 | 37 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.33
Recent results
| 01/12/2025 | vs Scoregasms (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 24/11/2025 | vs Nzete Ya Mbila |
14
7
|
| 17/11/2025 | vs Running in Circles |
10
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Jidders Jigglers
10/11/2025 (Won 21 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FC Micheal Van Germain
09/06/2025 (Lost 8 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Jidders Jigglers
10/11/2025 (Won 21 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 31/03/2025 To 11/08/2025
Longest losing streak
6 From 11/08/2025 To 16/06/2025
Current League Stats (Battersea Monday Summer 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Battersea Monday Summer 5's | 14 | 5 | 1 | 8 | 114 | 120 | -6 | 16 |
