Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 33 | 24 | 3 | 6 | 423 | 236 | 0 | 75 |
| 2024 | 38 | 21 | 3 | 14 | 243 | 174 | 0 | 66 |
| 2023 | 27 | 17 | 2 | 8 | 147 | 110 | 0 | 53 |
| 2020 | 22 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 95 | 101 | 0 | 24 |
| 2019 | 41 | 14 | 3 | 24 | 190 | 247 | 0 | 45 |
| 2018 | 15 | 10 | 2 | 3 | 102 | 52 | 0 | 32 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.33
Recent results
| 23/12/2025 | vs TONY SMITH FC |
17
6
|
| 16/12/2025 | vs THE PHANTOM OF THE CHOPRA |
10
14
|
| 09/12/2025 | vs ABC |
9
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Euan Bowman FC
15/04/2025 (Won 21 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SALAD DODGERS FC
13/08/2019 (Lost 3 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
RUBBER DIGNE RAPIDS
13/05/2025 (Won 21 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 25/09/2018 To 18/09/2018
Longest losing streak
12 From 18/09/2018 To 30/10/2018
Current League Stats (Thursday Student Div 2 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
