Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 38 | 33 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 43 | 17 | 2 | 24 | 297 | 316 | 0 | 53 |
| 2024 | 43 | 30 | 2 | 11 | 359 | 225 | 0 | 92 |
| 2023 | 48 | 27 | 6 | 15 | 375 | 268 | 0 | 87 |
| 2022 | 49 | 27 | 3 | 19 | 392 | 336 | 0 | 84 |
| 2021 | 34 | 13 | 3 | 18 | 205 | 209 | 0 | 42 |
| 2020 | 18 | 13 | 1 | 4 | 172 | 92 | 0 | 40 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 04/02/2026 | vs GoodFellas |
7
10
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs Gyok Tuah |
7
10
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs London Bowby Fc |
9
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Clapham Falcons
17/01/2024 (Won 21 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Spartak Kulak
13/07/2022 (Lost 2 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Sermons on the Mount
30/11/2022 (Won 22 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 16/06/2021 To 12/05/2021
Longest losing streak
16 From 12/05/2021 To 16/06/2021
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5's Summer 2020)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5's Summer 2020 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 80 | 54 | 26 | 27 |
