Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 102 | 183 | 0 | 4 |
| 2025 | 47 | 20 | 2 | 25 | 483 | 550 | 0 | 62 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 14.00
Recent results
| 06/01/2025 | vs St Joes. |
7
20
|
| 13/01/2025 | vs K&H Forever Young 7PM OINLY |
18
12
|
| 20/01/2025 | vs Bin Men AFC |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Hip Flask FC
26/05/2025 (Won 24 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Bumfica
12/03/2026 (Lost 11 - 28)
Most goals in single game
vs
Squids FC!
13/11/2025 (Won 25 - 19)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 12/03/2026 To 25/09/2025
Longest losing streak
14 From 26/02/2026 To 12/03/2026
Current League Stats (Monday SPRING Fives 2025.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday SPRING Fives 2025. | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 108 | 120 | -12 | 15 |
