Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 65 | 49 | 0 | 13 |
| 2025 | 39 | 24 | 4 | 11 | 251 | 165 | 0 | 76 |
| 2024 | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 42 | 44 | 0 | 11 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.33
Recent results
| 10/02/2026 | vs KFC WIMBLEDON |
5
14
|
| 03/02/2026 | vs CIGARETTES & AL-HILAL |
16
13
|
| 27/01/2026 | vs CLOWN EXPRESS |
7
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The 39 Step Overs
06/01/2026 (Won 23 - 8)
Greatest thrashing
vs
KFC WIMBLEDON
10/02/2026 (Lost 5 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
The 39 Step Overs
06/01/2026 (Won 23 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 17/12/2024 To 10/12/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 10/12/2024 To 17/12/2024
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5s Winter league)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5s Winter league | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 97 | 43 | 54 | 32 |
