Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 10 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 41 | 21 | 5 | 15 | 256 | 217 | 0 | 68 |
| 2024 | 42 | 20 | 3 | 19 | 237 | 228 | 0 | 63 |
| 2023 | 40 | 19 | 5 | 16 | 204 | 215 | 0 | 62 |
| 2022 | 37 | 14 | 5 | 18 | 181 | 200 | 0 | 47 |
| 2021 | 31 | 13 | 5 | 13 | 158 | 173 | 0 | 44 |
| 2020 | 20 | 12 | 1 | 7 | 134 | 112 | 0 | 37 |
| 2019 | 38 | 12 | 4 | 22 | 177 | 222 | 0 | 40 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.33
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
STONKS ARGYLE
30/04/2024 (Won 18 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
MEN BEHAVING CHADLI FC
23/11/2021 (Lost 4 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
STONKS ARGYLE
30/04/2024 (Won 18 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
20 From 05/03/2019 To 11/08/2020
Longest losing streak
24 From 19/03/2019 To 05/03/2019
Current League Stats (TUESDAY 5 A SIDE SUMMER 2019)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| TUESDAY 5 A SIDE SUMMER 2019 | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 73 | 74 | -1 | 20 |
