Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2024 | 24 | 6 | 0 | 18 | 187 | 338 | 0 | 18 |
| 2023 | 46 | 10 | 0 | 36 | 314 | 519 | 0 | 30 |
| 2022 | 12 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 74 | 195 | 0 | 4 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 16.33
Recent results
| 12/09/2022 | vs DOUBLE POGBA & COKE |
8
34
|
| 19/09/2022 | vs STALLIONS FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 26/09/2022 | vs PAST IT. |
6
15
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
DANNY MOSS
08/04/2024 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
DOUBLE POGBA & COKE
12/09/2022 (Lost 8 - 34)
Most goals in single game
vs
PSV Hungover
04/09/2023 (Won 16 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 11/09/2023 To 05/02/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 07/10/2024 To 11/09/2023
Current League Stats (Monday Night 5's Autumn 22)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Night 5's Autumn 22 | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 58 | 122 | -64 | 7 |
