Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 112 | 139 | 0 | 9 |
| 2024 | 39 | 22 | 2 | 15 | 492 | 481 | 0 | 68 |
| 2023 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 111 | 54 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 16.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 9.00
Recent results
| 16/11/2023 | vs UNFIT |
13
11
|
| 23/11/2023 | vs OCCASIONALLY UNITED FC |
14
8
|
| 30/11/2023 | vs HARDLY ATHLETIC |
22
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
TEKKY TAKA TOWN
06/06/2024 (Won 30 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
GRASS FIVES
23/05/2024 (Lost 3 - 31)
Most goals in single game
vs
TEKKY TAKA TOWN
06/06/2024 (Won 30 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 27/03/2025 To 23/01/2025
Longest losing streak
10 From 23/01/2025 To 27/03/2025
Current League Stats (THURSDAY AUT 5S)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| THURSDAY AUT 5S | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 62 | 139 | -77 | 6 |
