Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 32 | 15 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 38 | 21 | 0 | 17 | 311 | 305 | 0 | 63 |
| 2024 | 39 | 24 | 7 | 8 | 394 | 296 | 0 | 79 |
| 2023 | 29 | 14 | 1 | 14 | 270 | 249 | 0 | 43 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 29/01/2026 | vs MOORE FC |
16
2
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs Hardly Athletic Thursday |
9
6
|
| 15/01/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 5 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
AWAS
30/03/2023 (Won 26 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
PATHETICO MADRID FC
15/05/2025 (Lost 0 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
AWAS
30/03/2023 (Won 26 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 11/05/2023 To 04/01/2024
Longest losing streak
12 From 04/01/2024 To 11/05/2023
Current League Stats (NGTV Thursday Autumn 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Thursday Autumn 2025 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 72 | 67 | 5 | 12 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
L
L
L
L
L
Results
| 27/11/2025 |
| 20/11/2025 |
| 13/11/2025 |
| 06/11/2025 |
| 30/10/2025 |
| 23/10/2025 |
| 16/10/2025 |
| 09/10/2025 |
| 02/10/2025 |
| 25/09/2025 |
