Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 33 | 0 | 4 |
| 2025 | 39 | 21 | 1 | 17 | 410 | 384 | 0 | 64 |
| 2024 | 38 | 15 | 2 | 21 | 411 | 462 | 0 | 47 |
| 2023 | 21 | 7 | 1 | 13 | 219 | 234 | 0 | 22 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.00
Recent results
| 29/01/2026 | vs THE INVINCIBLES |
4
12
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs MATT THE DRAGON |
0
0
|
| 15/01/2026 | vs Girder Bremen |
4
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HARTLEY FC
20/02/2025 (Won 24 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
LOS GALACTICOS
09/05/2024 (Lost 6 - 26)
Most goals in single game
vs
HARTLEY FC
20/02/2025 (Won 24 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 07/09/2023 To 11/01/2024
Longest losing streak
14 From 11/01/2024 To 07/09/2023
Current League Stats (NGTV Thursday Autumn 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Thursday Autumn 2025 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 76 | 79 | -3 | 13 |
Previous Games
W
L
D
L
L
W
W
Results
| 27/11/2025 |
| 20/11/2025 |
| 13/11/2025 |
| 06/11/2025 |
| 30/10/2025 |
| 23/10/2025 |
| 16/10/2025 |
| 09/10/2025 |
| 02/10/2025 |
| 25/09/2025 |
