Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 64 | 54 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 38 | 5 | 2 | 31 | 266 | 481 | 0 | 17 |
| 2024 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 28 | 65 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 11.33
Recent results
| 03/02/2026 | vs Central FC |
6
17
|
| 27/01/2026 | vs Social Fitness FC |
12
5
|
| 20/01/2026 | vs SHAMBLES FC |
10
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Oskar's 11
06/01/2026 (Won 28 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
BRETTER THAN EVER
03/12/2024 (Lost 4 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
Oskar's 11
06/01/2026 (Won 28 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 01/04/2025 To 15/04/2025
Longest losing streak
1 From 12/11/2024 To 01/04/2025
Current League Stats (NGTV Tuesday Business 5s Autumn 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Tuesday Business 5s Autumn 2024 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 61 | 98 | -37 | 6 |
