Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 22 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 44 | 27 | 3 | 14 | 293 | 231 | 0 | 84 |
| 2024 | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 71 | 67 | 0 | 23 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.67
Recent results
| 14/01/2026 | vs Cockney Violets |
7
17
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs BEROCCA JUNIORS |
4
5
|
| 17/12/2025 | vs LOS BLANCOS |
5
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Five Guys FC
26/11/2025 (Won 12 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
AFC BOTTOM G'S
26/02/2025 (Lost 2 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
Tom Haxby
17/09/2025 (Won 15 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 09/10/2024 To 25/09/2024
Longest losing streak
9 From 25/09/2024 To 09/10/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5 Aside League 2024 Summer/Autumn)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5 Aside League 2024 Summer/Autumn | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 71 | 67 | 4 | 23 |
