Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 12 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 136 | 109 | 0 | 22 |
| 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 12 | 0 | 0 |
| 2019 | 27 | 15 | 0 | 12 | 285 | 301 | 0 | 45 |
| 2018 | 26 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 172 | 415 | 0 | 16 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 8.00
Recent results
| 09/03/2026 | vs Paris Ganjaman |
5
7
|
| 05/03/2026 | vs Class On Fake Grass |
0
10
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs Ajax Treesdownn |
9
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
REALLSOSOBAD
19/02/2026 (Won 21 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Best Rummage Albion
21/02/2018 (Lost 0 - 42)
Most goals in single game
vs
Ball of Duty
15/01/2026 (Won 22 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 12/04/2018 To 31/01/2018
Longest losing streak
9 From 31/01/2018 To 12/04/2018
Current League Stats (Monday Winter 5's 2026)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Winter 5's 2026 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 84 | 55 | 29 | 21 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
W
Results
| 09/03/2026 |
| 02/03/2026 |
| 23/02/2026 |
| 16/02/2026 |
| 09/02/2026 |
| 02/02/2026 |
| 26/01/2026 |
| 19/01/2026 |
| 12/01/2026 |
