Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 169 | 79 | 0 | 28 |
| 2024 | 15 | 13 | 1 | 1 | 152 | 74 | 0 | 40 |
| 2023 | 17 | 14 | 2 | 1 | 190 | 115 | 0 | 44 |
| 2018 | 16 | 10 | 2 | 4 | 235 | 164 | 0 | 32 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 15.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 15/12/2025 | vs CHUNK FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 08/12/2025 | vs SHARON'S KEBABS |
21
12
|
| 01/12/2025 | vs RECSPHERE |
14
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
SHEFFIELD THURSDAY
29/05/2025 (Won 30 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
UNSOCIABLE FC
28/03/2018 (Lost 7 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
SHEFFIELD THURSDAY
29/05/2025 (Won 30 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 28/03/2018 To 21/03/2018
Longest losing streak
3 From 21/03/2018 To 28/03/2018
Current League Stats (Monday 5's Autumn 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5's Autumn 2023 | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 107 | 62 | 45 | 24 |
Previous Games
W
W
L
W
W
W
W
Results
| 27/11/2023 |
| 20/11/2023 |
| 13/11/2023 |
| 06/11/2023 |
| 30/10/2023 |
| 23/10/2023 |
| 16/10/2023 |
| 09/10/2023 |
| 02/10/2023 |
| 25/09/2023 |
