Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 35 | 11 | 6 | 18 | 318 | 347 | 0 | 39 |
| 2024 | 39 | 25 | 1 | 13 | 399 | 299 | 0 | 76 |
| 2022 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 45 | 0 | 0 |
| 2021 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 66 | 140 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 13.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.33
Recent results
| 22/12/2025 | vs Sway FC |
16
10
|
| 15/12/2025 | vs Dare FC |
8
8
|
| 08/12/2025 | vs Scrambled Legs FC |
15
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Hot Shoterz
04/03/2024 (Won 26 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Jokes A-Side
23/08/2021 (Lost 5 - 30)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hot Shoterz
04/03/2024 (Won 26 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 25/03/2024 To 08/07/2024
Longest losing streak
0 From 05/07/2021 To 25/03/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday Spring 5s 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
